Lio by Mark Tatulli for August 27, 2014

Oh, missile shells. How obvious.

If they’re live shells, they’ll either explode unexpectedly or stink predictably once removed from their environment.

I’m afraid these waterlogged and probably old shells won’t add much to Lio’s arsenal. Duds, mostly. Cybil will be so disappointed….

Plum Tree Island Virginia.

Interesting how the brass is still attached. Those have not been fired.

Chesapeake Bay!

Actually, any unexploded ordnance is extremely dangerous. They are still finding chemical artillery shells in Europe fired during WW1 and the mustard gas is still active.

It’s August, school hasn’t started yet…shouldn’t Lio still be out there creating future summer memories?

Missile shells of course.

She sells sea shells by the seashore.The shells she sells are surely seashells.So if she sells shells on the seashore,I’m sure she sells seashore shells.

Mark, I’m disappointed — the better gag would have been pastry shells.

Looks like the old training base here in Attalla Al. Camp Sibert.

Didn’t they already use this pun in the movie “One Crazy Summer”?

Is it live or dead? – better shake it and see.