Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 05, 2015

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    Randy B Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Get your organs back before you escape.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    I’m sure that if you continue to gnaw at the problem, that the answer will present itself.Is Teresa back yet?

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    pipinseoul Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    He’d probably check the obituaries to find out when the real Teresa Burritt became “late” if not great, since she’d presumably never have shuffled James Earl Jones so abruptly off this mortal coil.

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    coltish1  almost 10 years ago

    He’d repeatedly flub the line.

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    Sisyphos  almost 10 years ago

    “Late?” Who’s late? This organless rat is delusional. —Not to mention trapped in a never-ending FA Wonderland.

    TO: Mr. James Earl JonesRE: Premature obituaryMESSAGE: We little froggies apologize for this humiliating error!

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    sukiec  almost 10 years ago

    He joins the ranks of those who can say as Clemens did, “Reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.”

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    Larry Miller Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Pepelaputr is having ‘puter issues and so it’ll be a day or a few before he’s back here or updating FAAS.[“The More you Know” graphic goes here but I’m lazy]

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    Skylark  almost 10 years ago

    He’d suck it up…and so should you rat!

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