Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for March 13, 2010
March 12, 2010
March 14, 2010
Transcript:
Irving: Tonight I put away my "brain training" program and focus only on you! Your lovely eyes... Your beautiful lips... Cathy: Oh, honey... Irving: When I focus intently, my brain releases the chemicals "acetylcholine" and "norepinephrine"! Cathy:...What?? Irving: These neuromodulators actually help reverse cognitive decline! Cathy: WHAT?? Irving: By focusing on YOU, I rejuvenate ME! Cathy: WHAT?? WHICH BRAIN CELL THOUGHT THAT WOULD BE ROMANTIC?? Irving: SEE?? I TOLD you I had to work on my memory!
ejcapulet almost 15 years ago
He needs to work on a whole lot more than his memory. His tact comes to mind.
SplendensPluviaNemus almost 15 years ago
If they were both into biochemistry she might’ve thought that was cute.
funnyfan928 almost 15 years ago
He must really be losing his memory; anybody else would’ve known that bit wouldn’t work!!
lightenup Premium Member almost 15 years ago
I’ll clarify Cathy’s question: which brain cell out of the two he has thought that would be romantic?
RadioTom almost 15 years ago
Actually, he’s right - although he picked the wrong moment to mention it… married men generally live about 10-20 years longer than single or divorced men. Study done about twenty years ago or so, I believe.
artybee almost 15 years ago
Married men don’t really live longer… it just seems that way.
mrslukeskywalker almost 15 years ago
Irving has NO brain cells. This proves it.
Go eat some chocolate Cathy. It causes your brain to release those chemicals too. Don’t share with the moron.
lindz.coop Premium Member almost 15 years ago
I didn’t think he had more than 1 brain cell (maybe only a half). Narcissism at its very best.