La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for March 13, 2010

Actually, I like the ending - “California is” - sans cussing. Just says it all, doesn’t it?

Since you need like an 80% majority to pass a tax increase, the assembly there needs something to do.

And naturally McCain introduces a bill to require a supermajority to pass any Medicare cuts. Because Republicans are all about defending entitlement programs?

The man sold his soul for a Presidential nomination.

I like the %#&*@#! idea of a “Cuss Free” week.

What ain’t fruit and nuts is flakes.

Cuss free week. Now you know why we’re in such deep s@#t here in California. All they want to do is tax the bleeep out of us, but they can’t do it without swearing. Real professionals.

Does banning salt count in this category?

They haven’t tried to ban salt yet. The outgoing spreaker of the house gave her staff of 20 a 10% pay increase. The rest of the state workers are furloughed 3 days a month. Now she’s going to run for congress from HelLA. She’ll fit right in with Pelosi.