Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 04, 2010

My girlfriend loves my man salsa.

What Sisyphos said!

Mature themes! I’ve felt so pure the past few days… thank you-know-who that you’re back!

Ewwwwwww!

If that’s a euphemism, I think I don’t like these family folk….

YUCK!

Yes, Teresa, glad you’re back.

Hey! it’s Hal O. Pena & his saucy companera. Everyone else seems so faceless in their “hot” company…

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1.Yes, glad you’re OK, Teresa - missed you.

2.Bristow has never been pure a day in his life - I could tell you STORIES!

3.Cracked up over the “Spaceman Brute”. The movie is “Robot Monster” and yes, it’s a real movie (I have it - no big surprise). The movie was made for around $16,000 and the director had no money for a spacesuit - however, he DID have a friend with a gorilla suit so he hired him to play the alien, “Ro-Man” - seriously. I got it from “All The Best Video” during one of their periodic VHS cleanings many years ago, for about fifty cents. The only WORSE sci-fi movie than “Plan 9 From Outer Space”. The Old Ones will remember George Nader - he was the hero. An original Movie Poster Here

4.You cut me out of the St. Paul harmonica contest winners picture - I was to the left of the guy on the right (with glasses) - I only got honorable mention, but I don’t see that as a reason to humiliate me and denigrate my harmonica ability.

Otherwise, yeah - glad you’re back and OK, Teresa (except for the harmonica thing).

P.S. The movie poster sort of, just a teensy bit, exaggerates what is actually seen in the movie.

Welcome back, Teresa! I see your meds are working just fine!

Hope you are feeling better.

Speaking of goats, http://tinyurl.com/yjcgafk, I have actually been to a bar where they served goats. Well, not exactly goats, plural. More like A goat, singular. Bill, to be precise. And they didn’t exactly serve Bill, either. Bill more or less served himself (he ate your oysters if you weren’t paying attention). Judge Roy Bean’s, Daphne, AL.

W B Teresa. Missed your sauciness.

Hi, Teresa! I’m so happy to see that your hernia is now out on bail. Hope it will be cleared of all charges. A hernia is no place to have a GPS bracelet attached, I’ll tell you that.. (Gentleman that I am, I will not ask why it was incarcerated in the first place.)

Seriously, I hope it’s not too soon after the event to joke about it. We were all concerned. Hope your ride on the Gilded Rickshaw is over.

Welcome back - here’s hoping you’re all better, just because, well, we like you, Teresa.

As for the strip, he’s either full of himself or full of denial.

you were gone ??? just kidding, nice to see you back, and in good form too…. as seen by a return to both your usual “randy” FA humor AND yur cute tummy (toy holder on blog)….

Rotifer–Great minds must think alike because Teresa already featured Bill the Goat on Frog Blog! http://tinyurl.com/ykc7nzc

Freudian slip, I’d say.

Nice to have you back Teressa. I have some habaneros, does that make me extra hot?

Ushindi… c’mon, I’ve tried! Can I help the feelings I experience when I’m looking at … say, something like the action figure belt Teresa has provided us for our viewing pleasure? LUV THAAAAT!!

Welcome back! I’m happy you’re able to sit up, take nourishment and maintain a professional level of whimsey.

Teresa, I’m glad to see that you a feeling better and are now girded for action.

I didn’t know what girded meant, so I looked it up and now I can’t stop laughing.

ushindi, OMG—robot monster,,,, I remember paying all of 50cents (plus 10cents for chocolate babies candy) to see this on the big screen of the Pixie theatre, our local moviehouse in the 50’s— was this the movie that started out saying “the end” and at the end showed : “the beginning”? might have that mixed up with another….but before you go giving the worst movie award out ,you MUST see “manos, the hand of fate”—this, in my opinion, IS the worst movie of all time– http://www.badmovies.org/movies/manos/

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Ahhh latino’s

nighthawks: Thanks - I loved that review AND the snippets of dialogue, so much that I have to have it. It’s listed as being in the public domain, now, so I’m (legally) downloading it from the Pirate Bay. I’ve GOT to see which movie is worst. BTW, “Robot Monster” is also in the public domain, so you may download it legally if you want to see it again. BTW, there are a surprising amount of GOOD movies now in the P.D., not just these Mystery Science Theater 3000 thingies. Here’s a spot to check (and download free and legally) PD movies: http://www.publicdomainflicks.com/ (remember the Bowery Boys?)

Teresa’s back!!! And she brought Man-Gravy!!!

Man salsa. The gift that keeps on giving. It’s a beautiful thing.

He knows how to Pace himself.

OMG