Pickles by Brian Crane for August 29, 2014

I have only one pair of glasses and sometimes I forget where I left them. Don’t worry, I’m not that blind.

Time to go to the dog track.

Actually, I can totally relate. I need my glasses to do anything, so every time I replace a pair, I keep the old ones. More than once, the current pair have broken, and I’ve been forced to use old glasses. Of course, I never lose them because they are always on my face except when I’m sleeping.

Makes perfect sense to me.

Digging for treasure?

♫♪ Get new glasses, but keep the oldOne is silver, and the other, gold ♪♫

I have a pair in almost every room and a pair in both cars…

:-) I’ve run over a pair with my motorcycle (don’t ask) but had good luck otherwise for about the same length of time. :-)

S’OK, Opal, I do the same thing.

" Don’t worry, I’m not that blind."~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~.It’s impolite to brag!

She takes hers off occasionally; guess you only take them off to go to bed.

what’s tough is when one of those tiny screws falls out of your glasses and you have to take off your glasses to put it back in

Maybe he’s wearing them. They all look the same.

Go to the .99 cent store and get a bunch to keep all over the house and in the car! They have the ones the drug stores didn’t sell in the previous season and sometimes they’’re the super nice/expensive ones!

Using a flashlight with a very bright light – really helps. With or without glasses.