Scary Gary by Mark Buford for August 28, 2014

Personally, I think Frankenstein would be a better match in a store like that, where they sell parts of dismembered bodies.

Mummy’s Home Cooking.

Wouldn’t it be a better match to have the mummy working in a sandwich store? He could sell wraps.

They should have him working the drive-through.

A new employee at Chick-Fil-A.

Still more coherent than the 17 year-old working the McDonald’s drive-through

I think I met that kid when he worked for Wendy’s…. But he is matched to that job by the “error-proof software” [ROTFLMAO], so it must be all good!

so what’s a “klukies”? pronounced ? klookies?

Only a dishonorary doctor