Scary Gary by Mark Buford for August 26, 2014

So, where does he work; and what does he wear at work; this werewolf.

Next to Trader Vic’s so he can get Pina Coladas at lunch time. I bet his hair is perfect. ;)

Don’t need to be tenured to get his tenor.

Actually, since he’s only a werewolf when the moon is full, he could work most day job. And his “moonlighting” would give him special insight into canine feelings so he’d probably be a very good dog groomer. I’m with Leopold on this one.

Bad if he eats the dogs he grooms

I’d like to meet his tailor…or groomer…..

That face is priceless!

My fiancée gives me the same look when I become Captain Obvious.

A werewolf dog groomer is no different from a regular hairdresser. He’ll chew his clients’ ears off with gossip.

Humans go to barbers and hair dressers who are human all the time, so why shouldn’t a dog go to a groomer who is a part time canine?