Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 18, 2014
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September 19, 2014
Transcript:
Rat: Why is the place they put your comic in the newspaper called the 'Funny Pages'? Pastis: Because the work I do is meant to be funny. Rat: Is there a 'sad, but doing his best' page? This seems to be a sensitive subject.
Why doesn’t anyone like Rat? I do coz he speaks his mind..OK he’s an annoying but I think more er what ! "kaa chunk " oh yes .. Ha Ha Rat got dunked like a bourbon biscuit.
MathProf2 over 10 years ago
And handled very sensitively here.
Rod Gonzalez over 10 years ago
YES!
That’s showing that lousy no-good rodent!
Sherlock Watson over 10 years ago
Today’s gag is a slam dunk.
blunebottle over 10 years ago
Thought at first that was the ink well he stuffed him into…..would have been a more indelible choice…..
Bilan over 10 years ago
Stephan is now the proud inventor of Rat-atoo Tea.
Kali39 over 10 years ago
About time, Stephan. Now grab a nine-iron and fire away!
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
The World Runs on Dunkin’ Rat’s Coffee!Bravo, Cartoon-Boy! —Putting Rat in his place!
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 10 years ago
Now I want a donut.
juicebruce over 10 years ago
Crazy Yes, but I like it Too ! To borrow a line from the beach party movies"Beware of the Rats revenge"
Observer fo Irony over 10 years ago
Yes it is referred as the Obituary page and you are 1 turn away from it.
Emmett Wayne over 10 years ago
He didn’t have an inkling that that was coming.
ForeverAllstar over 10 years ago
He’s like Jeff Dunham on paper!
vwdualnomand over 10 years ago
people read newspapers? thought everything even the news is online and on their tablets/ipads? and, newspapers are bankrupt.
cdward over 10 years ago
Looks like he went to Dunkin Rodents for breakfast.
me over 10 years ago
It’s the house blend.
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
I will survive!
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 10 years ago
I sometimes groan when I read the third panel, but today’s is the best I’ve seen in a loooong time!
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 10 years ago
LOL
Gokie5 over 10 years ago
Yay Steph! You won today’s funny-comment-inspirer award!
Rose Madder Premium Member over 10 years ago
Rat never knows when to stop talking. Well deserved!!
phaze58 over 10 years ago
Why doesn’t anyone like Rat? I do coz he speaks his mind..OK he’s an annoying but I think more er what ! "kaa chunk " oh yes .. Ha Ha Rat got dunked like a bourbon biscuit.
Nobody_Important over 10 years ago
While I am all for him putting Rat in his place – this is a horrible waste of coffee!
Lyons Group, Inc. over 10 years ago
Three cheers for dunking the rat!
wes tnt over 10 years ago
maybe not an ink blot, but the Road Runner’s “portable hole” ???
Fido (aka Felix Rex) over 10 years ago
Cartoon-Boy should have used a bottle of ink erraticator, a-la classic Bugs Bunny vs Daffy Duck.
cdgar over 10 years ago
I’ve always thought that Stephan was doing his best.
Number Three over 10 years ago
Rat deserved that. Stephan Pastis deserves to be in the funny pages!
xxx
wiselad over 10 years ago
the sad but doing their best are the NFL owners and goodell page
Mike Parsons Premium Member over 10 years ago
Rat is very perceptive… and he can take a good dunkin’.
DOGLADY1 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Rat getting some of what’s owed him!
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 10 years ago
@Phaze58—RE: your avatar. Will the blue soon be out of the Union Jack?!?
Radical_Knight over 10 years ago
Usually all Pastis can do is run to the end of his chain and bark, but today he was BIG CHEESE and packed a rat!
RonBerg13 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Finally, Rat serves a useful purpose!
claire de la lune. over 10 years ago
This reminds me of the series Pastis did in 2003 about insulting the comics page.