Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 20, 2014

The New Red Green Show?

Maybe Pig should curse up a BLUE streak.

Please stop it or you’ll be black and blue.

I’m green with envy. :P

I think rats may be color-blind, so he may not have realized the gag he was setting up. Not pigs, though, unless I’m mistaken.

Yes! Guard Duck! Where is that charming little fellow?

Time to mauve on to the next strip…

Is Pig going pink with anger or is that his usual hue?

It was all, so colorful.

A Massey Ferguson mower?

This looks like a job for Guard Duck.

I think there was too much grey area in Rat’s advice.

That blue.

This reminds me of when my younger brother came in complaining that neighborhood kids were annoying him. Mom advised: “Tell them to go soak their heads.”A moment later I heard outside, yelling “Go wash your heads!”

bob, if you borrow my lawnmower one more time, then we are watching porn on your led tv with the kids and your wife in the room. the extreme german kind.

Nice try, Pig; but not likely to have the desired effect on Neighbor Bob! As others have suggested, this is a job for Little Guard Duck and his trusty sidekick, Mr. Snuffles!

I agree w/Sisyphos…..Pig gritting his teeth kinda cute.

Must not be in California. All our grass here is brown!

We haven’t seen the Guard Duck for awhile now…

Son of a monkey …

I think Pig needs a new plan.