Close to Home by John McPherson for September 03, 2014

That’s what one of the firefighters on Chicago Fire got his wife for their anniversary.Well, actually, he got it and his wife (mother of many) was happyNo, I don’t mean the coupon

You know, there are other less permanent methods, especially since recent research says that vasectomies increase the likelihood of cancer in men.

So she never heard of a Tubal Ligation?

Vasectomies are usually an in-office, minimally-invasive procedure. Tubal ligations require anesthetic and an overnight stay in the hospital.

We’ve got rhythm, We’ve got rhythm, We have nine kids, Who could ask for anything more.

You know, they COULD just stop doing…you know…

Don’t drop hints, just say so…you have 9 kids together talk about it like adults.

Maybe Lorena Bobbit’s phone number would be more effective

Q: What do they call people who use the rhythm method?A: Parents.

She could help too by getting her own BC…

We’re a lot better off than we used to be money-wise. For us, the state would pay for my wife to get her tubes tied, I would have to pay for my procedure out of pocket. Made the decision easy for us. Wonder what (male) politician thought up that one?

cdward: Actually it has no effect. That is just a lie spread by the cannon-fodder lobby.

Foolproof birth control technique Carol: take one aspirin, place between knees, and squeeze tightly.

M Mackenzie: Totally ineffective in case of rape.