Pickles by Brian Crane for September 06, 2014

Form the mouths of babes…

Wonder if THAT’S what’s wrong with my wife………?!?!?!?

They have pills for that? I need those!

let put them in the congress water supply

There’s only so much the pills can do if you are in constant pain.

Poor Earl, he has to put up with that all the time.

“NO COOKIES FOR YOU – ONE YEAR…… NEXT..!!!!!”

Love Opal’s bunny slippers.

I gotta have a couple cups of strong coffee along with the pills, after which I may be able to tolerate quiet conversation Haven’t found an antidote yet for the sound of the TV in the morning.

My grandmother had a large jar of HAPPY PILLS beside her bed.She offered them to all visitors. We figured if they didn’t help her, they would not help us.Thinking back, there’s no way to know how much worse she would’ve been without them.

Where’s ol’ Art Linkletter when ya need ’im ???

Premarin® (conjugated estrogens)

Try living with Earl!

xxx

Uh, oh! You better run, Nelson…. RUN!!!

Just think how cranky she’d be without the pills!

You have to get a perscription for bitchy.

If only there were pills that made us patient and happy all the time. I don’t think there are, some but some guy in India keeps trying to sell me some.