Agnes by Tony Cochran for September 03, 2014

Sounds like a plan.

Cool words: I remember when cool became a cool word.

or it could be a phrase which rhymes with bucket

How could you not miss Agnes?

I would use Trout’s Mom’s eye shadow under my eyes, put on pale powder, cough a lot, stoop over and clutch my stomach and pretend I’v been sick. Wear messy clothes and not comb my hair. Act like I made the “supreme effort” just to get out if bed to be there.

When you’re hot, you’re hotWhen you’re not, you’re not

Very clever way to work in the ice bucket challenge.Just be sure to donate to ALS.

Agnes… stay away from the Bucket. Wet does not look good on you. Dry with maybe a little air – yes. Wet… No.