Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for September 17, 2014

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Coffee is for people who don’t have adrenaline and the eerie Specter of Death constantly at their side.

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    Observer fo Irony  about 10 years ago

    No it’s the neighbor kid on his cell phone texting a stranger in another country but has the notification sound of a tweet to cover it up. He is planning another SWATing of his former school.

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    tryoung71  about 10 years ago

    I had an African Grey that LOVED coffee, but I’d only let her have 2 sips. She was always trying to get to my cup of coffee. :)

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    dflak  about 10 years ago

    Actually I like the sounds of the swamp. We live on a small lake. In good weather, we sleep with the windows open. There are all kinds of critters making noise all night long, including birds who start in just before sunrise.

    It’s a great sound to fall asleep to. My son who came to visit, didn’t think so. He said, “How can you sleep; it sounds like a jungle out there?”

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 10 years ago

    Mockingbirds in Southern CA can be very annoying

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    vldazzle  about 10 years ago

    Mockingbirds here in AZ have the most lovely creative repertoires. When they give me a particularly nice long concert, I always try to reward them with extra grapes tossed out on my patio (they, and other nice birds, really enjoy any ripe grapes). In this weather, I only hear the birds when I’m outside, but I LOVE the cooler weather when I can hear them from first light.

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    Seeker149 Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Whatever is in their blood, it’s probably WAY better than caffeine.

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