At its closest, Mars is only about 56 million kilometres away, but it isn’t always at its closest. As Earth and Mars move in their orbits, the distance between them can increase to as much as about 360 million kilometres (when they’re on opposite sides of the Sun). That works out to just about twenty minutes for radio waves to travel that distance – each way.
I remember reading a manga where the characters hear church bells in space, and one asks how this is possible. The more experienced traveler explains that the nearby planet is inhabited by religious fanatics who use rays to make passing starships’ hulls vibrate in exactly the tones of church bells. Regardless of what damage it might do to those hulls, as it is more important to save souls.
Winky never dies. He only loses or damages his spleen. Ensign Kenny symbolizes the red shirted crew members on Star Trek who always dies and gets replaced by next week’s show.
bkybl Premium Member over 10 years ago
This also means that the monster was behind Kenny 20 minutes ago. Bye bye Kenny.
SackofRabidWeasels over 10 years ago
Doesn’t this mean Kenny was at one point Winky?
Bilan over 10 years ago
It takes radio waves four minutes to get to Mars (give or take). What’s the other 16 minutes? Vacuum tubes?
abiqua75 over 10 years ago
At its closest, Mars is only about 56 million kilometres away, but it isn’t always at its closest. As Earth and Mars move in their orbits, the distance between them can increase to as much as about 360 million kilometres (when they’re on opposite sides of the Sun). That works out to just about twenty minutes for radio waves to travel that distance – each way.
therese_callahan2002 over 10 years ago
In space, no one can hear you scream…until it’s too late.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 10 years ago
What gets me about most space movies is that there are explosive sounds in space. The last Star Trek even had engine sounds IN SPACE!
tahoeh2o over 10 years ago
About to lose another spleen…
SKJAM! Premium Member over 10 years ago
I remember reading a manga where the characters hear church bells in space, and one asks how this is possible. The more experienced traveler explains that the nearby planet is inhabited by religious fanatics who use rays to make passing starships’ hulls vibrate in exactly the tones of church bells. Regardless of what damage it might do to those hulls, as it is more important to save souls.
goalgo over 10 years ago
2001 space odyssey got all that right
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 10 years ago
You gonna have to speak even faster than that Brew . . .Next scene: Kenny grillin’ the calamari in his big green egg …..⚉
Malcolm Hall over 10 years ago
I find it sad that there aren’t monsters on Mars hassling our space probes.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 10 years ago
So if I’m driving the Rover, and get stuck in a ditch on Mars, how long will it take AAA to get there?
louieglutz over 10 years ago
if you speak only english, quite a while, it seems russia has the monopoly on big rocket engines right now.
joegeethree over 10 years ago
Winky never dies. He only loses or damages his spleen. Ensign Kenny symbolizes the red shirted crew members on Star Trek who always dies and gets replaced by next week’s show.
ChessPirate over 10 years ago
♪♫ Kenny’s suit is blue, and there’s nothing you can do… ♪♫
King_Shark over 10 years ago
Monsters on Mars would make a good name for a rock group, as Dave Barry used to say.
nailer Premium Member over 10 years ago
Oh no! He killed Kenny 20 minutes ago! You son of a (blip)!!
FlatheadFord over 10 years ago
Don’t worry, it only wants a small taste so it can grok humans.