Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for September 02, 2014
September 01, 2014
September 03, 2014
Transcript:
Mom, do you really love me, or do you only love me because I carry 50% of your genetics? Sweetie! Why would you ask that? Well, it just seems like you give your asexually cloned daughter twice as much attention and nutrition. How dare you?!?! I don't play favorites! I'm so sorry my little dumpling. Sorry you had to hear the mean words. We'll go out for ice cream later, just you and me. I'm gonna tell dad. And you will receive half of your calorie allotment today. I share no kinship with that individual!
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 10 years ago
I have trouble relating to people who aren’t exactly alike.
ehtaniguchi over 10 years ago
Nice metaphor for the narcissistic parent.
pam Miner over 10 years ago
how sad. really.