Last Kiss by John Lustig for September 19, 2014

Wow, that Mary Worth is one first class beeyotch.

if a man dropped YOU…it’d be a treemendous weight off his shoulders!!

Now let me take your temperature, dear. You look a little peaked.

Palmolive? Yes dear, you are soaking in it.

How did you get him up on the roof? Would it not been easier for him to fall off a balcony?

There’s nothing wrong with her eyebrows.

But that nose brow’s gotta go.

That’s a weird little vibrator she’s holding.

I bet she’s a former pro wrestler who went by the name ‘The Rumblin’ Rectalnatrix’. From the conversation and what she’s got in her hand, it sounds like she can’t let go of the past.

She is an acupuncture specialist.That needle is for when you are REALLY stressed.Her favorite words.“Relax, I’m a professional.”

So, that is Mary Worth. I thought I recognized her.

fiddler on the roof? cat on a hot tin roof?