Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 11, 2010

Sometime never work, this comic!

Maybe Doctor Toon can to fix it for best satisfaction.

If I’m not mistaken, this isn’t the first time Teresa has included Russian in FA. Also: Spanish, Italian, Swedish, German, Dutch and French (?). I might be mistaken about some of these languages.

What wrong weeth kamera? It works, nyet?

Thank you for contacting Frog Applause Technical Support; My name’s Flight Suit, how may I assist you today?

I’m very sorry you’re experiencing this difficulty…

OK, and if I could just get the last four digits of your Social Security number for account verification purposes…

Oh Mr. Suit, I imagine that you’ll need my credit card number, too. That is a very handsome picture that you have up on YouTube.

Russian yiayia speak plenty truth! FA only play, not work!

Thank you Marguerite! PM me on YouTube if you want more pics. In some of them I even have blue hair, just like my avatar image!

Also:

Your Frog Applause extended warranty actually gives you free tech support for three years.

Here’s something funny: I frequently posts links to Frog Blog entries on my Facebook wall. This old friend of mine was on the phone with me recently, and because of my constant posting of Teresa’s tidbits he said to me, “You’re the Blog Frogger!”

Next time I fly first class

Ha!

Da, comrades! come the revolution, it will be ALL work and no play!

Love!

Comes the Revolution, ve vill ALL drive Cadillacs…big tail fins…

Stolichnaya?

From each according to ability; to each according to need. Frog very needy. Five year plan, maybe ten year. Make proletariat chortle or is gulag and very cold frog.

On the blog: “ITALICIZED” That’s so clever!!! Is that a double or a triple visual pun? Judyparka, I’d be glad to type a description for you. I think you like puns, if I remember correctly.

Russian is “What the bleeep.”, I think.

this comic make laughing

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Пожалуйста.

SPLONK! Just got here, BPM. Had to listen to “Dragons Awake” first. Read on the internet, so it must be true, that tilapia eggs make the best caviar. ANY vodka is good if you leave it in the freezer until it’s ice cold and syrupy. Out of town for awhile looking for tilapia caviar; now behind in my comics…

(chromosome: My Firefox translator tells me you wrote “please”. Is that correct?)