Frazz by Jef Mallett for September 15, 2014
September 14, 2014
September 16, 2014
Transcript:
Caulfield: This professor-type says if trends continue, 100% of Americans will be overweight by 2040. I don't believe that. Frazz: I'm skeptical of any projection with the words "if" or "100%." Caulfield: I mean, come on. A lot of them will be dead by then.
Caldonia over 10 years ago
Why, Frazz! Don’t you want to defend all those “perfect” future bikers? Now’s the time, doofus!
Varnes over 10 years ago
Weight doesn’t count beer gut, right?
Varnes over 10 years ago
But I bet Frazz gives it 110% in a race…..
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 10 years ago
If current trends continue, it will be 350 degrees Fahrenheit below zero at the equator by the year 2050. I had previously predicted 640 degrees Fahrenheit at the equator by the year 2050, but that was back in May. I have new information now.
The Life I Draw Upon over 10 years ago
By 2040 we may gain two states one whose official language is Spanish, and lose five states to Mexico. China will be the economic (hence other) power of the world, and a few years from fighting a war on North American soil.
Fido (aka Felix Rex) over 10 years ago
How’s this for a projection:
IF the sun goes nova, 100% of life on Earth will be destroyed.
So there can be “IF” and 100% projections that are accurate.
Milessio over 10 years ago
Before 2040 the US definitions of overweight, obese & morbidly obese will have changed.
pschearer Premium Member over 10 years ago
Too much science is done in the subjunctive mood nowadays. If, perhaps, possibly, maybe … Beware of so-called science that relies on these.