Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 24, 2010

The conspiracy grows deeper every minute…hip boots, please!

…and I thought rubbers were just for family planning.

A grand unified conspiracy theory. An interesting thought. Anyone got a book deal on it yet?

I believe it was Albert Belle-Einstein who first posited the Unified Conspiracy Theory*. Then he chased it down the street & threw a shoe at it.

extremely obscure yet esoteric reference

Never mind the hip boots, Marg, pass the chest-waders!

suspicions confirmed at long last!

How can you tell a power-hungry shape-shifting alien reptile bent on taking over the earth, from a run-of-the-mill republican congressman? Just asking.

Nice! So if this page suddenly goes blank tomorrow, we’ll know why. Not who, but at least why.

The power-hungry shape-shifting alien reptile bent on taking over the earth is less annoying.

You worry too much. Those nice men in trench coats told me everything’s alright. After all, they wouldn’t be in Washington if they didn’t know what they were doing.

Orgelspieler said, 41 minutes ago

How can you tell a power-hungry shape-shifting alien reptile bent on taking over the earth, from a run-of-the-mill republican congressman? —————————————————————————– Don’t you mean any politician for both the republican and the democrats do the same thing just one does it more in the light than the other “democrats does it more in the light”.

Conspiracier and conspiracier …

That’s It!! Where’s my bleeep tinfoil hat!

The plot sickens.

I think we’ve come to the dark side of the farce.

Should Agent X be giving out secrets like that to Brewster? Not that brewster will remember it very long….

I hate to break it to some of you, but the current Democratic Administration is one of the least “in the light” (transparent, whatever) of all time.

That’s one of many reasons why I’m not involved in politics in any way, shape or form. The only thing that ever changes is which group is the exploiter and which group is the exploitee.

Several years ago, I had a classmate who was into conspiracy theories. She was convinced the “shadow governemnt” was dropping chemicals on everyone from the sky. (Toward what end, I do not know.) She knew it was so, because she could see the contrails behinds jets in the sky.

To further prove it, she took me outside the classroom and pointed to all these curious dark spots on the ground on the sidewalks at school. It was the spit-out gum of thousands of other students.

I scraped some up to show her it was gum. It still smelled like peppermint. She explained THEY do that on purpose to fool us. She insisted I go in and wash my hands a minimum of five times and ditto for the key I scraped it up with for fear of the CHEMICALS.

Ah, the old, “divide and conquer” ploy!

his hands in his pockets?

Remember that Stargate SG1 Episode where the guy was convinced for years the government had a secret way of traveling to other planets and was fighting off alien invasions with out telling anyone. Eveyone though he was a crackpot, his wife left him, he was shunned by alll then he actualy met the SG1 team..lol

That’s just as I suspected. And I am not paranoid. They are all out to get me!!!

It’s all true, ya know!

Brewster has his own built-in self-actuating neuralizer.

Agent X once told Pam about his childhood, then sprayed her with some kind of memory-erasing chemical; he’ll probably to that to Brewster. Maybe he likes to talk about things now and then, even if he can’t let anyone remember the conversations.

My head feels like it’s going to explode!