The late Tommy Bolt was 200 feet from the green and he asked his caddie what the right club was.
A 7 iron Mr. Bolt the boy answered.
A 7 iron! screamed Tom. What makes you think I can get there with a 7 iron!
Because it’s the only club you have left in the bag, the caddie said.
at least the whisky part anyway. I have a 63 handicap, that should tell you about golf. Deaf in one ear and can’t hear in the other would tell you about pipes.
Someone once asked me what my handicap was; I told them it was 2–woods and irons.
“I shoot in the low 80’s. If it’s any hotter than that, I don’t even go out.” – ancient golf joke.
I told a coworker one Monday I had played golf over the weekend in 95-degree heat. “That shouldn’t have bothered you,” he said, “since you’re always in the trees.”
sjoujke almost 15 years ago
Touche …. well said!
benbrilling almost 15 years ago
Goofballs chasing golf balls.
poppy1313 almost 15 years ago
White ball fever
GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago
All that pain to look beautiful to the guys, and they still go play golf.
parethed almost 15 years ago
Cowpasture pool…
linsonl almost 15 years ago
The Scots….. They drink Scotch and call it whiskey. (or is it whisky?) They play bagpipes and call it music. They play golf and call it fun.
Kiba65 almost 15 years ago
I play from tee to tree!!!
jrbj almost 15 years ago
@ N7326 Foxtrot If you leave out the pipes and golf it suddenly does become fun.
Dkram almost 15 years ago
jrbj, I don’t play golf, but I do love the pipes.
Parethed, there was a nine hole golf course in Barton, VT that included cows in it’s list of hazards. Interstate 91 goes though the middle of it now.
\//_
wicky almost 15 years ago
The difference between a golf ball and a ‘G’ spot? I will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.
joefish25 almost 15 years ago
Is it a Titleist?
ronaldmundy almost 15 years ago
whiskey made in the USA, whisky is produced outside the USA. hit the ball…….find the ball………game over!
WallyCuppaJoe almost 15 years ago
The late Tommy Bolt was 200 feet from the green and he asked his caddie what the right club was. A 7 iron Mr. Bolt the boy answered. A 7 iron! screamed Tom. What makes you think I can get there with a 7 iron! Because it’s the only club you have left in the bag, the caddie said.
Jim Murray LA Times
Yukoner almost 15 years ago
Ah, those Scots. They got it ALL right.
hfink6434 almost 15 years ago
at least the whisky part anyway. I have a 63 handicap, that should tell you about golf. Deaf in one ear and can’t hear in the other would tell you about pipes.
gofinsc almost 15 years ago
Someone once asked me what my handicap was; I told them it was 2–woods and irons.
“I shoot in the low 80’s. If it’s any hotter than that, I don’t even go out.” – ancient golf joke.
I told a coworker one Monday I had played golf over the weekend in 95-degree heat. “That shouldn’t have bothered you,” he said, “since you’re always in the trees.”
Huntin’ garfs. What fun!
JP Steve Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Hfink6434, does that mean you *do* like the pipes?
1148559 almost 15 years ago
I must say that I like bagpipes myself.
boldyuma almost 15 years ago
Bagpipes,banjo,accordions….. Please don’t play them unless you’re very…very…good. Thanks…I’d appreciate it….
As for golf I would rather play whack-a-mole to get out my frustrations.
pawpawbear almost 15 years ago
PETA doesn’t like whack a mole. Naughty!
Saucy1121 Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Whisky only made in Scotland. Supposedly the Scots are too cheap to buy the extra “e.”
alviebird almost 15 years ago
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-Mark Twainpuddleglum1066 almost 15 years ago
I must like ‘em, since I play ‘em…
COWBOY7 almost 15 years ago
Good shot!
boldyuma almost 15 years ago
@whmill..regards…I forgot the great Bela Fleck! Now THAT’S great banjo!!!!..Yeah..yeah..Earl Scruggs, ect…etc…
Yakety Sax almost 15 years ago
Its called “golf” because all the other four letter words were taken. not even gonna try to get one past the censor!
treBsdrawkcaB almost 15 years ago
John Pike -
I’m a proud member of PETA!
People Eating Tasty Animals
Ed in Toledo Premium Member almost 15 years ago
I lost 195 lbs in 6 months - I got a divorce
ulyses over 14 years ago
So the ladies get all the painful stuf and the guys get golf? I just love being a man!