Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 21, 2010

Touche …. well said!

Goofballs chasing golf balls.

White ball fever

All that pain to look beautiful to the guys, and they still go play golf.

Cowpasture pool…

The Scots….. They drink Scotch and call it whiskey. (or is it whisky?) They play bagpipes and call it music. They play golf and call it fun.

I play from tee to tree!!!

@ N7326 Foxtrot If you leave out the pipes and golf it suddenly does become fun.

jrbj, I don’t play golf, but I do love the pipes.

Parethed, there was a nine hole golf course in Barton, VT that included cows in it’s list of hazards. Interstate 91 goes though the middle of it now.

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The difference between a golf ball and a ‘G’ spot? I will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

Is it a Titleist?

whiskey made in the USA, whisky is produced outside the USA. hit the ball…….find the ball………game over!

The late Tommy Bolt was 200 feet from the green and he asked his caddie what the right club was. A 7 iron Mr. Bolt the boy answered. A 7 iron! screamed Tom. What makes you think I can get there with a 7 iron! Because it’s the only club you have left in the bag, the caddie said.

Jim Murray LA Times

Ah, those Scots. They got it ALL right.

at least the whisky part anyway. I have a 63 handicap, that should tell you about golf. Deaf in one ear and can’t hear in the other would tell you about pipes.

Someone once asked me what my handicap was; I told them it was 2–woods and irons.

“I shoot in the low 80’s. If it’s any hotter than that, I don’t even go out.” – ancient golf joke.

I told a coworker one Monday I had played golf over the weekend in 95-degree heat. “That shouldn’t have bothered you,” he said, “since you’re always in the trees.”

Huntin’ garfs. What fun!

Hfink6434, does that mean you *do* like the pipes?

I must say that I like bagpipes myself.

Bagpipes,banjo,accordions….. Please don’t play them unless you’re very…very…good. Thanks…I’d appreciate it….

As for golf I would rather play whack-a-mole to get out my frustrations.

PETA doesn’t like whack a mole. Naughty!

Whisky only made in Scotland. Supposedly the Scots are too cheap to buy the extra “e.”

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

-Mark Twain

I must like ‘em, since I play ‘em…

Good shot!

@whmill..regards…I forgot the great Bela Fleck! Now THAT’S great banjo!!!!..Yeah..yeah..Earl Scruggs, ect…etc…

Its called “golf” because all the other four letter words were taken. not even gonna try to get one past the censor!

John Pike -

I’m a proud member of PETA!

People Eating Tasty Animals

I lost 195 lbs in 6 months - I got a divorce

So the ladies get all the painful stuf and the guys get golf? I just love being a man!