B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for September 26, 2014

If it just hung there like some awnings, it would be nice on a sunny day… a little fresh air and some shade!

The bird is wondering how the turtle to going to retract the awning if he needed to move some where.

Maybe the salesman also sold him the storage kit.Only $49.95, excluding taxes and shipping

not included- a mechanical device for retraction

Adds class.

He could sell a ketchup popsicle to a woman in white gloves.

Salesman looking to graduate to selling overcoats in Aruba.

When I grow up I’m going to be a salesman…

Reminds me of an old joke:.This guy is driving along a highway in a desolate area when he comes to a small shop on the side of the road. He pulls up to the shop and stops. When he enters, he sees salt everywhere; bags of salt, cubes of salt, shakers of salt, all kinds of salt in every shape and size imaginable!The traveler turns to a fellow behind the counter and says, “Wow! You must sell a lot of salt!”The fellow replies, “No, I don’t sell any salt; but, the salesman who calls on me, now he sells a lot of salt!”.Ok, it’s an old joke, and I’m an old salt…

He should have bought the upgrade. One that can be retracted!

He could sell ice to Eskimos.

I knew it as to sell fridges to Eskimos, who by the way do use fridges, to keep food from frezing.

Reminds me of the salesman in SECONDHAND LIONS