Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 23, 2014

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    AlnicoV   about 10 years ago

    Everyone’s a pion from the Wizard’s POV I guess.

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    AKHenderson Premium Member about 10 years ago

    If he were an apple tree, he’d be a renewable resource.

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    ladykat  about 10 years ago

    What type of pie should we be on? Apple, pumpkin, bumbleberry, pecan, lemon meringue, lemon chess, brown sugar chess, pecan?

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    mfrasca  about 10 years ago

    “…dogs are not allowed in the dog park. People are not allowed in the dog park.”

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    Sir Osis of Liver  about 10 years ago

    Oh, I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK…

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    Observer fo Irony  about 10 years ago

    In today’s American job market the word is peeon because whoever you are there will always be someone who thinks they are on a higher rung and will pee on you and tell you it is only the rain on your parade.

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    Guilty Bystander  about 10 years ago

    I suppose the guy is at least more huggable now.

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    I Quit  about 10 years ago

    Now that’s Ent-ertainment!

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    Aged Puppy  about 10 years ago

    Heh heh – the oaks on you!

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    Observer fo Irony  about 10 years ago

    @Aged PuppyWillow stop with just one tree?

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    neverenoughgold  about 10 years ago

    The late Claudia Alta Taylor “Ladybird” Johnson, President Lyndon B Johnson’s wife, urged us to “plant a tree, a bush, or a shrub” to help keep America beautiful…

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    tired-one  about 10 years ago

    Oh, AlnicoV tlypo’d PeeOn. ’K.

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    boldyuma  about 10 years ago

    Should have turned him into this..that way he wouldn’t worry about any dogs…

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  about 10 years ago

    What is more, a mature forest is carbon neutral, releasing exactly as much as it takes in.

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