The only way I would run 26 miles, as if something was behind me, chasing me, ready to bite my @$$ off. After a few miles, I’d think, “You know, I really don’t need an @$$.”
For me I am not a runner. If I dog is out loose and growling at a distance I stop and wait before about face and leaving. Oh I do report on dog if not on leash.Church I go to we have a young Lead Pastor who is high energy and loves to run. He competed in a grueling marathon. The night of the marathon it rained and made the marathon even more grueling and muddy.
@tygrkhat40You don’t need to be one either; stop teasing the thing behind and face it down. The worse that would happen is that you would be out of our misery.
nosirrom about 10 years ago
As we learned from the parable of the tortoise and the hare. It’s not how fast you run the race, but whether you can finish it alive.
cdward about 10 years ago
I can run a marathon! Just give me a few days.
Observer fo Irony about 10 years ago
As someone had already commented, it is not about speed but endurance. Just how long this flight of fancy will be endured will the question.
monkeyhead about 10 years ago
Instead of walking around telling everyone he’s going to run one…maybe he should just run around the block a few times for practice.
tygrkhat40 about 10 years ago
The only way I would run 26 miles, as if something was behind me, chasing me, ready to bite my @$$ off. After a few miles, I’d think, “You know, I really don’t need an @$$.”
kab2rb about 10 years ago
For me I am not a runner. If I dog is out loose and growling at a distance I stop and wait before about face and leaving. Oh I do report on dog if not on leash.Church I go to we have a young Lead Pastor who is high energy and loves to run. He competed in a grueling marathon. The night of the marathon it rained and made the marathon even more grueling and muddy.
Observer fo Irony about 10 years ago
@tygrkhat40You don’t need to be one either; stop teasing the thing behind and face it down. The worse that would happen is that you would be out of our misery.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 about 10 years ago
Well, I run 1/2 a Marathon a week, I do it in three stages! So at that pace it takes me two weeks to run a full Marathon. USN 65-95
ChessPirate about 10 years ago
“…Or cold, or bad weather, or bugs, or…”
dflak about 10 years ago
I used to run 6.5 miles a night (about 1/4 marathon) – I kind of worked the noon to midnight shift, so I ran at 1 AM.
I tried doing it during the day once, I had to stop at about a mile and a half. The heat was getting to me. I don’t do well over 75 degrees.
neverenoughgold about 10 years ago
I don’t need an excuse not to run a marathon…