Frazz by Jef Mallett for October 19, 2014
October 18, 2014
October 20, 2014
Transcript:
Miss Plainwell: What a beautiful day. boy: Perfect day to go watch the big battle! Miss Plainwell: The football game? boy: Boooooring! I'm going to my uncle's house to watch him wrestle with himself. He's one of these guys who has to have his A/C at 65 degrees in the summer and his heat at 75 in the winter. Miss Plainwell: 68 and sunny is going to send him into paroxysms of of indecision. boy: Epic paroxysms! What ever those are. Miss Plainwell: Hence the layers. boy: I'm there to watch. It's his job to suffer.
Ninette about 10 years ago
Dopey, pampered, wasteful kid never even considers that HVAC can be OFF. HIs uncle’s home is likely a comfortable 68º with a light breeze coming through the open windows.
Seen not heard was not lightly coined.
Chrisdiaz801 about 10 years ago
Sounds like a football fan, despite his dislike for it.
bsqnbay about 10 years ago
Is Jef Mallett one of those people who finds fault with everyone? It seems like he is always over analyzing the motives of others.
Demmiaa about 10 years ago
I rather like those comments on the idiocy of people.
dzw3030 about 10 years ago
If we could harness all the energy in these excessive analyses we’d solve the energy crisis without fusion.:-)
neatslob Premium Member about 10 years ago
I’ve always wondered why people would keep it colder in the summer than in the winter.
Fido (aka Felix Rex) about 10 years ago
Miss Plainwell get the gag, so that’s good enough for me.No need to analyze, speculate, or use anthropomorphized fictional kitties to prove a point.