Frazz by Jef Mallett for October 19, 2014
October 18, 2014
October 20, 2014
Transcript:
Miss Plainwell: What a beautiful day. boy: Perfect day to go watch the big battle! Miss Plainwell: The football game? boy: Boooooring! I'm going to my uncle's house to watch him wrestle with himself. He's one of these guys who has to have his A/C at 65 degrees in the summer and his heat at 75 in the winter. Miss Plainwell: 68 and sunny is going to send him into paroxysms of of indecision. boy: Epic paroxysms! What ever those are. Miss Plainwell: Hence the layers. boy: I'm there to watch. It's his job to suffer.
Dopey, pampered, wasteful kid never even considers that HVAC can be OFF. HIs uncle’s home is likely a comfortable 68º with a light breeze coming through the open windows.
Seen not heard was not lightly coined.