Woody Allen once answered the question “Is sex dirty?” by saying “Only if you’re doing it right”, but I don’t think this is what he had in mind.
Certain acts are more pleasurable for all concerned if a rigorous course of personal hygiene is undertaken, but that doesn’t mean that the preparation for the act can’t be used as an enhancement rather than as a speedbump. That’s why they make showers with room for two.
If Ryan were more imaginative, he could have prefaced the erotic foot massage with an erotic foot bath: Warm, soapy water… Soft washcloth… Fluffy towel… Perfumed powder…
On the other hand, there are those who prefer that their partners be on the “earthy” side. When Napoleon was finishing one of his campaigns, he sent word to Josephine: “Am returning in three days. Don’t wash.”
I’m also reminded of a story from Klaus Kinski’s autobiography, “All I Need Is Love”, which unfortunately would be inappropriate to post here… :-)
margueritem over 14 years ago
Poor Bunny Boy….
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
Keep watching and you’ll find out M. Smokey.
JP Steve Premium Member over 14 years ago
“You ain’t seen nothin’ yet”
grapfhics over 14 years ago
I think some folks are ahead of the curve tonight.
Sisyphos over 14 years ago
M. Smokey is no naïf. I’m sure he knows what comes next; it’s what’s happening now that freaks him (and some of us) out!
razorback2824 over 14 years ago
The Dark Queen from Battletoads! That’s who Mona reminds me of with that new hairstyle.
Oh, it’s a Smokey strip. He can talk the talk, but he can’t unsee what his virgin eyes just saw.
cleokaya over 14 years ago
It often does, it often does.
Tantor over 14 years ago
I am as shocked as Mr Smokey
The missing M. Smokey over 14 years ago
I hope she stays away from kissing his lips!
I wonder if this would pass the censors at YouTube?
cdward over 14 years ago
Has someone said it and I missed it?
Love stinks!
wraith13 over 14 years ago
sorry, Smokey…but with Mona, that is easy to do
arsmall over 14 years ago
LMBO!!! “stinky crusty feet” Hilarious! I know people who do freakier things than that!
Tantor over 14 years ago
No wonder:
http://www.gocomics.com/cestlavie/2003/12/19/
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
Woody Allen once answered the question “Is sex dirty?” by saying “Only if you’re doing it right”, but I don’t think this is what he had in mind.
Certain acts are more pleasurable for all concerned if a rigorous course of personal hygiene is undertaken, but that doesn’t mean that the preparation for the act can’t be used as an enhancement rather than as a speedbump. That’s why they make showers with room for two.
If Ryan were more imaginative, he could have prefaced the erotic foot massage with an erotic foot bath: Warm, soapy water… Soft washcloth… Fluffy towel… Perfumed powder…
On the other hand, there are those who prefer that their partners be on the “earthy” side. When Napoleon was finishing one of his campaigns, he sent word to Josephine: “Am returning in three days. Don’t wash.”
I’m also reminded of a story from Klaus Kinski’s autobiography, “All I Need Is Love”, which unfortunately would be inappropriate to post here… :-)
mancocapac over 14 years ago
it’s all disgusting and vile
Skylark over 14 years ago
One word M. Smoky…
BLIND
RonBerg13 Premium Member over 14 years ago
Come, now, my lovelies. Its all in the eye (or ear) of the beholder;
I went to the dam to get some dam water, but the dam man told me I couldn’t have any dam water, so I told the dam man to keep his dam water!
trekkermint over 14 years ago
cannot be unseen poor bunny
JP Steve Premium Member over 14 years ago
Ron, wasn’t there something in “Three men in a boat” about getting “fresh” water from the lock manager only to find it came straight out of the river?