June: Don't forget your lunch, Patrick! Why are you wearing a karate outfit to school?
Patrick: I've decided to wear it at all times so no one will ever mess with me! I figure if I wear the outfit, I won't need the lessons!
I study karate, too. When I was an orange belt, I was walking to class when I encountered my cousin’s ex-husband. He’s a bit of a jerk, but I was civil with him. When he inquired about my karate training, he asked, “So you’d know what to do if I did this…?” and raised his hand as if to slap me.I merely gave him my best closed-mouth smile and said, “Hmm-hmmm.”I haven’t seen him since.…Presently, I am 3rd Kyu Brown belt (brown with white stripe).
Exactly as Chris Maple said, I was thinking that my alarm system warns off attacks whether or not I subscribe to the monitoring (and it’s heart-stoppingly LOUD).
therese_callahan2002 about 10 years ago
Maybe the poor boy’s being bullied. Never expected to see an anti-bullying story arc.
Observer fo Irony about 10 years ago
An ounce of prevention equals to a pounding that requires curing.
davidf42 about 10 years ago
He’s even wearing a black belt. This can get him in worse trouble than before.
LeoAutodidact about 10 years ago
As a skinny, buck-toothed, four-eyed “Freak” I was bullied CONSTANTLY – until I entered a Dojo!
Once I started learning what to do – for real, I NEVER needed to do it.
It was like suddenly there was a giant “You REALLY DON’T want to mess with him!” sign over my head.
Grace Premium Member about 10 years ago
“Gee” Patrick, great idea til you have to use it :) My 9 yr old grandson Earned his jr black belt.
Dragoncat about 10 years ago
I study karate, too. When I was an orange belt, I was walking to class when I encountered my cousin’s ex-husband. He’s a bit of a jerk, but I was civil with him. When he inquired about my karate training, he asked, “So you’d know what to do if I did this…?” and raised his hand as if to slap me.I merely gave him my best closed-mouth smile and said, “Hmm-hmmm.”I haven’t seen him since.…Presently, I am 3rd Kyu Brown belt (brown with white stripe).
Observer fo Irony about 10 years ago
@DragoncatDid your eyes glisten with anticipation of proving it to the jerk?
Fido (aka Felix Rex) about 10 years ago
You go Patrick!
vldazzle about 10 years ago
Exactly as Chris Maple said, I was thinking that my alarm system warns off attacks whether or not I subscribe to the monitoring (and it’s heart-stoppingly LOUD).
RobinHood2013 about 10 years ago
I wonder what Mr. Miyagi would say about this…?
Rest in peace, Pat Morita.