Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 02, 2010

Promises, promises!

Amen

We can only hope…

It’s only missing “and stuff.”

Why is he holding a sign? Shouldn’t he be tweeting it?

Gotta use a language people can understand…

I can haz Armagedun!

He didn’t start with “I mean.” Isn’t that the new “you know” or “like?”

I’m expecting to see a new translation of the bible anyday now….

“i m the Lord yur God, u shell hav no other gods b4 me.”

Strangely enough, the sign carrier’s face doesn’t seem to match his emoticon.

He’s right, the end is totally near, because if he talks to me that way I’d kill him.

Should of been holding an I-pad tied to a stick….

In Metropolis ther are two classes. WIll there be two classes here soon? The literate and the tweeters?

chaosed, maybe he means the wait?

I think he’s referring to the English language. Slipping into a coma…

Its enough to make one cry.

The end is over rated….

That’s far-out dawg. Let me get a draw.

I see where the tweeters and the like got their language now…. This is totally Valley girl stuff.

hey Potrzebie - you spelled “literate” wrong

Netspeak meets doomsayers. Aren’t those idiots annoying enough already?

That doesn’t work well, anyway!

Shouldn’t it have been a young person holding up the sign? Oh wait! This is where Wiley’s irony is so spot on…

I saw OMG, & he was, like totally; “The end is near!” So I go, like; “The check’s in the mail.”

After 2012 comes the digital millenium at 2048.

How near is near to eternity?

Where is the end of a circle?

grazer said: “I’m expecting to see a new translation of the bible anyday now….

‘i m the Lord yur God, u shell hav no other gods b4 me.’”

Ask, and it shall be given unto U:

http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page

@ Reynard61,

Oh, that is priceless!

Thank you, radish. :o)

Life is so tragic: Here today, here tomorrow.

Don’t count on the End and stop paying bills.

No time off for good behavior.

I am waiting in wild anticipation for Dec. 21, 2012

He is correct and I am not despairing.

Gag me with a spoon!

Don’t forget the ‘End of [*nix] Time’ in, what was it, 2036?

“U no” at the end….