The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 02, 2014

Corny humor – Squared.

toothpick anyone?

I’m all ears for a kernel of wisdom on what we should do.

You do know that when he tells you that you are more naturally delicious, he’s just buttering you up, right?

And, what’s gotten into your holster? A salt with a deadly weapon?

Sgt Fields is getting steamed…but he’d better cool off, before he gets chewed out…. or even canned.

The Captain oughta remind him that he’s lucky…He may have to deal with the tough and the rotten…. but he could be out on the streets, getting creamed.

He’d better be careful, or he might be assigned outhouse duty.

His wife, Strawberry, may not be there forever.

Shouldn’t they be grilling the suspect?

Go ahead, give him an ear full.

He wanted to be out standing in his field.

The good cop buttered him up.

Butter find another suspect.

So that’s what’s eating Sgt. Fields!