Ten Cats by Graham Harrop for September 20, 2014

One dent, few teeth missing and a bent tail. I smell a lawsuit!

Fluffy ones, the scariest kind!

Hmmm – other that 2old, I seem to be the only one awake around here. Off to stepson’s wedding in a few hours and will be coming home tomorrow.

Hmmm – after going back and looking at yesterday’s posts, I think I’ll pass on the Neti PotDry and Dusty, we should start trading pet stories. Someday I’ll tell the one about Baby and the Jehovah’s Witnesses. Or Smoky and Penelope Pitstop and the Sunday roast. Or Gizmo, and her obsession with major household appliances. Or multiple others.

Chesney, I hope you and the other cats have had your Frontline treatments.

♪♫ And they called it puppy love… ♬♪

I want to hear the one about Baby and the Jehovahs Witness!

I love Rottweilers!

Have a nice trip and good time LadyKat!

Yes, I want to hear about the Jehovah’s Witness story too. I have one about that. One Saturday an older Jehovah’s Witness couple came by and wanted to come in. They were greeted at the door by my 2 dear (best dogs I ever owned, or did they own me, LOL) Teddy and Gallagher. Of course, they were jumping at the door and barking. The couple told me they would stop back after I got rid of my dogs, their tone of voice was such that they actually expected me to do that. I told them, not to bother stopping back, because my dogs were going nowhere, “but you two can leave anytime” and slammed the door in their faces!

And I’m with you on the Neti pot. Just the thought of it makes me cringe! :-D

The payoff

Yumm

Tuna rolls in the warehouse

This last one isnt cat related but sure tickled my funny bone for some reason. Let me know if it was inappropriate.

Dont know why people buy this when you can just buy some frozen salad or small shrimp to add to the wet food every now and then but people do tend to spend needlessly on their pets and yes, I do it too.

Ruth: I loved shrimp on the Barbie and am sending to my sister and friend.

Pet Stories? Oh sit down and i’ll amaze you with stories of my Late Grerat Toshie Cat!

Ruth Wet & Soggy GoComics PRO Member said, about 4 hours ago

This last one isn’t cat related but sure tickled my funny bone for some reason. Let me know if it was inappropriate.____

She’s dressed? What could be inappropriate? :-DSteak on a Barbie might be more difficult. It would crush her.

There isn’t supposed to be a ? after Dressed.

ƹʅɗʘ “The whole Haul” Phil D. Albert said, about 2 hours ago

The Fleas are getting fleeced.

Oh, FLEAS, stop punning!

Well, clearly we all like our animal stories, and most of us have a LOT of them. What are the chances we could have a facebook page of Ten Cats fans, and we could post picture of our fur babies (much easier than on here) and we could swap stories every day. And say how much we love Ten Cats and admire Graham Harrop.

Y’all stop talking about your stories and TELL them! Pleeeze?