B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 29, 2010

Not me!!

Do they oppose printers’ measures?

“Anti em! Anti em!”

I told Wilbur and I told Orvile, and now I’m a-tellin you, “you’ll never get the wheels off the ground”.

Now wait just a metric minute!

The president of the lobby is Millie, would you like to metre?

Meter made the law, Gram can legally park next to a pro murderer’s van but he still may kill a Gram. Discovered later by the Meter Maid, measured by Milly of the forensics team, Grissom finding centi-pedes on the deck o’ the abandon van and Kate digging old love liters from under the seat while, Of course, she sang in perfect meter.

and “GOUT”

is what you yell when you want someone to leave

You can call me anti-gram.

Good Morning, Lonewolf & LuvH8

Love the comments as much as the comics! :-) I remember they tried to teach us the metric system as kids, and I guess they’ve given up because my kids aren’t learning it.

Absolutely wonderful puns. You all

are real gram crackers. Got any

s’mores jokes??

LMAO

A friend was visiting, and I decided to bake a frozen pizza. While I was adding extra toppings, I asked her to preheat the oven to 230 degrees. She said, “It’ll never cook”, not realizing that my stove is calibrated in Celsius. (Gee! it’s nearly twenty degrees outside today!)

Don’t mess with the metric system!

“Two-point-five-four-centimeter Worm, Two-point-five-four-centimeter Worm… Measuring the Marigold…”

Nope. It’ll never catch on.

william, it was Danny Kaye in Hans Christian Andersen