Peanuts by Charles Schulz for November 05, 2014

Maybe he can trade Lucy for Joe Shlabotnik.

“I can’t stand it! I just can’t stand it!”

Maybe it’s time to go hide in the closet again…

Harry Chiti, Dickie Noles, Brad Gulden, and John McDonald. Only major league players ever traded for themselves.

You could see that coming.

I thought she would say, “Who are you going to trade yourself for?”

CB is beginning to explain why there aren’t any player-managers any more.

Do baseball players do the trading in the fall/winter months?

Trade Lucy to Nascar.

Get a pitcher and stick to managing.

He’s even worse at managing. Maybe he should stick to ‘bat boy’ and let Peppermint Patty manage and her pitcher do his stuff, Ha, Ha…..

Snoopy would bring a lot in a trade, considering that (years later, true!) he almost broke Babe Ruth’s home run record before Hank Aaron did. Lucy, actually, is a worse outfielder than Charlie Brown is a pitcher. You can look it up! (As Casey Stengel once said, “Can’t anybody here play this game?”)

A little irony here because the Minnesota Twins just named Hall of Famer Paul Molitor their new general manager…

Trading himself to a baseball team would be a good start.

Oh shut up, Lucy. Nobody asked you.

xxx

CB should be happy that Lucy didn’t charge him a nickel for that piece of advice.

Why don’t he trade you? Lucy

Lucy…I think he’s talking about you.

…says the outfielder with a negative batting average. #badumtsh

She may have a point. The times they win are when CB does not play.