Monty by Jim Meddick for November 09, 2014
Transcript:
Hey... What're you doing? On Halloween, hardly any trick-or-treaters showed up. So I figure I might as well dump all these leftover Bubble Yums... Whoa... Not so fast... That seems like a waste... Yeah... There's gotta be something we can do with a giant bowl of gum... Yeah. Something... And they're off! Moondog stalls outta the gate giving Monahue an early lead. But don't count the dog out... He's got the long capacity even if Montahue has the jump on volume and now it's... Ooh! A bad break for Monahue... And it looks like Moondog all the way, with a 54 amd 3/4 inch diameter finish!
Sisyphos about 10 years ago
I kinda like the New Face of Monty. Isn’t there a special prize for best gum sculpture?
Dobie Takahama about 10 years ago
I wonder if that is the type of gum that has flavor for 30 seconds and then becomes flavorless rubber that is capable of blowing huge bubbles.
puddlesplatt about 10 years ago
does wonders for your hair.
Kroykali about 10 years ago
Funny that the robot needs a microphone when he has one on his nose.
Vince M about 10 years ago
That’s not a microphone, it’s a Tootsie Pop! Grape flavor, I believe…
racerxyz about 10 years ago
Anybody else hear Howard Cosell’s voice???
neverenoughgold about 10 years ago
Well, now we know who is to blame…
PettyMower about 10 years ago
So, they must have 2-foot heads!!! I never knew.
Matthew Davis about 10 years ago
Now, Monty, you need to go to the Halloween store and try on masks….