Monty by Jim Meddick for November 09, 2014
Transcript:
Hey... What're you doing? On Halloween, hardly any trick-or-treaters showed up. So I figure I might as well dump all these leftover Bubble Yums... Whoa... Not so fast... That seems like a waste... Yeah... There's gotta be something we can do with a giant bowl of gum... Yeah. Something... And they're off! Moondog stalls outta the gate giving Monahue an early lead. But don't count the dog out... He's got the long capacity even if Montahue has the jump on volume and now it's... Ooh! A bad break for Monahue... And it looks like Moondog all the way, with a 54 amd 3/4 inch diameter finish!
Now, Monty, you need to go to the Halloween store and try on masks….