Rubes by Leigh Rubin for March 30, 2010

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    ksoskins  over 14 years ago

    It all mixes together in your thorax anyway.

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    ksoskins  over 14 years ago

    What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

    Dung
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    Hardhar  over 14 years ago

    The old Monty Python gag…still a classic!

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    runar  over 14 years ago

    Dung beetles don’t eat dung, they lay eggs in it and the larvae eat it.

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    cdward  over 14 years ago

    ^Maybe, but what fun is that?

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    veldy  over 14 years ago

    Though you have to admit that if your day started this way, it’s bound to get better

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    Plods with ...™  over 14 years ago

    sounds like a load of carp to me

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    Digital Frog  over 14 years ago

    just remember, dung rolls downhill…

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago

    have you looked at that floor lately?

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    waynl  over 14 years ago

    ^OOPS! I’m terribly sorry about that!. Would somebody be so kind as to clean that up for me, please? I lack the limbs necessary to manipulate a shovel!

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    pschearer Premium Member over 14 years ago

    “It’s enough to make a maggot puke.”

    (I think I heard that on “Barney Miller”.)

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    alan.gurka  over 14 years ago

    Maybe she doesn’t eat it directly, but I’m sure she licks her fingers, uh, appendages clean.

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