Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for October 09, 2014

No, I’m not giving anybody dirty looks…. I use Costco lens cleaner on my glasses every day.

Does this look like a dirty look?

Hubby says the cat and I are the queens of dirty looks.

This is just going to escalate. I give you a dirty look. You give me a dirty look. I give you a dirtier look, You give me a dirtier look. Next thing you know there will be weapons of mass dEYEstruction.

A dirty look means your face is dirty?

I don’t give dirty looks (only some of my comments).

What’s a dirty look? One through spectacles with smudged lenses?

I think dirty looks are better than playing dirty pool.

Okay, of all the dirts – dirty books and movies, real dirt, dishing the dirt, dirty kids, dirty dishes, dirty diapers, dirty thoughts, dirty deeds (done dirt cheap) – surely a dirty look or two is cleaner than the dirty words you are thinking while giving those aforementioned dirty looks!

I agree with Ruth. A dirty look is much better and kinder than what you’re thinking. Plus my poker face doesn’t alway work.

“I only have dirty thoughts, not dirty looks.”.Dirty thoughts can lead to dirty looks then to dirty dancing followed by dirty deeds!.I’m kinda liking dirty…

“Boy, she sure gave her a dirty look!”“Who did?”“Mother nature!”

I’m going to wash the windows next week (when I’m on vacation). No more dirty looks then.

why is he married?