Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 28, 2014

I didn’t know Calvin had a spiritual side.

He’ld probably want to do it in his room, as that’s where his snow goddess shrine is.

What’s an ig?A snow house without a loo.

Wow.

This from the father who claimed that ice floats “because it’s cold. Ice wants to get warm. So it goes to the top of liquids in order to be nearer the Sun.”

Calvin is like a multi-sided D20. You never know what side will come up.

“I’ve seen things you people would never believe.” > Roy Batty

I think I’m ready to give Calvin’s methods a try. I’m a skier, so I want snow, and the pickings have been pretty slim the past few years. Flushing ice cubes and inside-out PJ’s haven’t worked so what is there to lose?

You missed the revealing phrase. “The university I went to” could mean just about anything. I was raised in a cult, and they had two “colleges.” One of which was a tiny little junior college, and the other was not accredited anywhere.Fortunately I had the sense to attend a state university and leave the bunch.

Calvin wants optimal meteorological conditions for his snow goons.

Calvin’s father should tell him that the leaves will be turned into mulch from a compost so that what the trees took from the earth will be returned to the earth.

just see a boy six year old

Calvin, you have to wait until the leaves have decomposed and turned into hydro-carbons before you can effect the weather with their burning.I realize this plays havoc with your ADHD, but be patient.

We’re overdue for a warm winter. Those snow demons can go jump in the Gulf.

A Six year olds grasp of anything is in direct relationship to their desires! Come to think of it, that’s not much different than a lot of adults now days!

I’d never thought of autumn bonfires as sacrifices to the snow gods, Here they’re a symbol of the triumph of democracy over terrorism. (if you’re going ‘huh?’, google Guy Fawkes)

However, it’s pretty obvious that the rain gods respond to the odour of burnt meat offerings – just see what happens when you try to have a BBQ in Britain ;-)

(actually, we’ve had a long and lovely summer, and there are still more flowers in bloom than there should be by now)

@Jeff HDemons are spirits with bad attitudes.

I am looking forward to Calvin’s army of snowmen.

xxx

Someone in Buffalo burned an enormous pile of leaves!

Actually, burning leaves is VERY good for the ozone and the atmosphere in general.

Sounds like Calvin could grow up to be a republican politician.

Well on the plus side (probably the only plus) Liberty has a pretty good football Team……..

Imagine, you think you’ll finally get out of the the Cult when you go to college and then the only school you can afford or get into is Liberty…….