Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for April 21, 2010

Broomie, think of all the fish sticks you could make.

Those onion rings will give you gas….

And all the whale burgers too.

I hope you can fill these big orders, Broomie!

What, no hush puppies?

And what would you like to drink?

super-size it!

Sushi, anyone?

I knew plankton wasn’t the only thing whales ate.

Broomie, you could probably close early with that order.

Whale Von Tramp? (Last Kiss joke.)

Sonic Waitresses on jet skis?

…And an Ahab to go for my friend.

I didn’t know she served whales there …

“Oh, and a diet Coke, too.”

I wonder what kind of clientele she actually expected…

…why she opened a business if her nose grows into a tree branch (would that be “getting into a knot”?) over the taxes she has to pay…

…why she forget that it’s all about location, location and location…

…and how Russell Myers thinks of these things. :)

For Broomie’s sake, I hope this isn’t the whale they found floating belly-up in San Francisco Bay yesterday. Giving food poisoning to marine mammals is a serious offense.

It’s like the set-up to an old joke:

B: “Gee, we don’t get a lot of whales eating here.” W: “At these prices, I’m not surprised.”

Whales with gas. That’s way more than I wanna think about today, thank you.

I can just picture Scotty saying, “Captain, there be whale gas here!”

No spout,no shoes, no shirt, no service…

Broomie to Whale: Would you like fries with that?

Grog said, “I can just picture Scotty saying, ‘Captain, there be whale gas here!’”

“Scotty, do you have to say that every time you have Mexican food?”