Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 13, 2014

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    thetraveller4  about 10 years ago

    Thanks…I think.

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    Wren Fahel  about 10 years ago

    I’ve always wondered why we celebrated a day for someone who got lost. My boss is Italian, though, so we have some lively debates about this almost every year. Not this year, tho, as school is in session, and since the stock market is open, we will be open. I only wish our garage was open; my husband and I have to wait ’til Tuesday to get our truck back!

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    KEA  about 10 years ago

    only if it’s Monday

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    loner34  about 10 years ago

    But then the Vikings abandoned it, After Columbus it was colonized. Big difference.

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    shamino  about 10 years ago

    At the time of Columbus’ voyage, there were disputes about the size of the Earth. Columbus chose one of the smaller sizes (probably assuming that he couldn’t provision enough supplies to make it if the larger size was correct.).He was really lucky there was a continent in between or his crew would’ve starved to death on the open seas..His mistake is (sort of) understandable because the Americas are right about where this (undersized) estimate of the Earth’s size said India should be..He was quite definitely wrong, but his mistake was understandable.

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    tahoeh2o  about 10 years ago

    Columbus is best remembered as an easy four digit code…

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    UniqeUsername  about 10 years ago

    He was also a brutal, genocidal, tyrannical conqueror.

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    Nobody_Important  about 10 years ago

    Nothing like having a holiday for someone who never stepped foot in the (now) United States! The bad side of me likes to say he couldn’t discover water if he fell out of his boat!

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    neverenoughgold  about 10 years ago

    Who’s this Christopher Columbus fellow? Didn’t he play a minister in Mash?.No, wait! That was William Columbus, I think; or, was it Chris Williams?.i’m confused…

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    rick92040  about 10 years ago

    Columbus insisted till his death he found Asia.

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    RalphZIggy  about 10 years ago

    Several waves of asians discovered America, and never left. Archimedes calculated circumference of Earth as 30,000 miles, only 20% error, Columbus should have used his number and realized he wasn’t in the Orient.

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    tammyspeakslife Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Happy Thanksgiving from Canada

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