Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 15, 2014

Hugh Hefner has a cloning plant outside of Phoenix.

@MayKittenYou’re freaking me out, man.

Fathers and brothers everywhere were greatly relieved to hear this…

Fathers and brothers everywhere were greatly relieved to hear this…

There are now even great grandmothers who were once playboy bunnies.

Before someone else makes the same mistake, “Bunnies” and “Playmates” are not the same thing not interchangeable. Many make that mistake. Bunnies worked at the clubs. Playmates appear in the magazine. Occasionally a Bunny became a Playmate; however, that is irrelevant to this discussion.

NOT from Playboy. Look it up. NO woman has ever leveled such accusations at Hefner that sex was required to get the centerfold. Careful with libel.He certainly has had relationships with them AFTER their appearances…. :-)

Marilyn Monroe would be 88 if she was alive today.

Here we go again-every comic has a pop up ad that is in your face. Got how I hate those ads and the sponsors who inflict them on me-never buy those products.

If she were alive today. Sorry. It was too early.

And if Mozart were my age, he’d have been dead for 28 years.

Getting old beats the alternative I guess.

“We only use siblings and offspring.”

Yeah. What a crock.

I could see how a girl could not be the sister of someone (only child); but how in the world can she not be a daughter.

“No Progeny Allowed”

Fresh Air was all about “sexting” today and how ALL the kids are doing it.

@DavidHuieGreenYes, they would be human, but would they be daughters and sisters?