Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for October 16, 2014

Or maybe a flaw in the ointment?

Take your finger out of the vaseline jar nice and slowly……

For return to Fly in the ointment, see Andertoons today………..Do you know how to make an elephant fly?………………………..Start with a six-foot zipper. snerk

Is he stuck in the Preparation H again? I just hope he doesn’t get it confused with the Ben-Gay.

A Shakespearian drama to be sure.“How now spot…..be gone from my sight…….lest the slings and arrows find thee and thy FLY!!!”“But waiteth……I now see clearly as the dawn rises over LA………for sorrow….for shame…..for the team………I AM THE FLY!!!!!!!!!! (help me, help me)

The Fly! That is a movie I haven’t seen in years. With good reason but that is besides the point…….

thar wuz an ol woman hoo swallerd a fly…I dunno why she swallerd a fly…poor olady, I think she’ll die….

The only time I was bitten by a bee, it got into my mouth because it flew into my soda can while I was reading.

At least I didn’t swallow it, but it bit the inside of my upper lip(was swollen for days).

Bev, a while back someone had that as an avatar, but I don’t remember who. I’m terrible with names.

Hey WACHAGUNNDOO, HOW R U?

Doug is always on the fly, so naturally, he thinks he has landed in the ointment; but better than the flies who land in doo-doo.

FIREMAN, is there any chance I could have a Blue Bottle Special?

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Hope this works!

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Even better.

Going to watch a movie. Good Night, Ballard Dears. I’ll be in the back if you need me.

@BeviekSee ya in KCGo Giants

That’s the trouble with the internet… it was enough that my friends used to tease and berate me because I didn’t watch the games, buy the t-shirts, and support the “local” (don’t get me started on that ) teams…or in fact pay any attention to what sport was being played, by whom, when, or where.And bad enough that I live about the same distance from both San Francisco and Oakland…. where loyalties split between the Giants and the A’s or the 49er’s and the Raiders have divided families and endangered friendships.

On the stupid internet I have friends all over the world.. and now when any sporting event pits one region against another, my total ignorance annoys people whom I care about on both sides.

I think, though, that in this contest, there is some sort of… I dunno…. biological imperative….that is to say, that if I wish to enjoy the continuation of life as I know it…I am required by nature, if not by law…to express the following sentiment"

(Sorry, Bev)“Go Giants.”