Smelling of onions with mustard on his collar! Sue might want to hire a PI and check this out. I’ll bet he’s getting something hot and spicy down at Katz’ Deli. He may have been noodling with some chick(en)! Men. You just can’t trust ’em where the old knockwurst is involved. Even when they already have a bunch of brats around.
Maybe he had a piece of her “friendship” cake. How long have they been marries anyway? Joy should be so grateful Burl will eat anything she puts in front of him. If it weren’t for TV dinners he too would be coming home smelling of.. whatever…
Maybe a big food fight erupted in the food court at the mall, and Ralph was just innocently passin’ through as the melee reached fever pitch!! Details at 6!!! He could clear his good rep easily here when they see the video clips, but….they all don’t watch the news, they only watch all those cheesy movies while wolfin’ down Ho-hos and Ding-dongs,
Sue here is the deal like what seem’s to the case with all wives in crustwood. Well your cooking skills Well you have none so he is cheating you at any restraunt with take out and at any drive through. Maybe even the Circle K. Yes even a day old under the Heat lamp hotdog is better then your cooking. But Joy’s is worse and Burl is too stupid and lazy to food cheat
I guess he’s steaming his sausage in someone else’s kettle. .(And if Ralph is getting “it” somewhere else, it’s because “it” is cold, bland, odd tasting and somewhat sticky.)
The last couple of “Dinette Set” comics have a humor profile that is rather skewed from what has been the norm. I am not sure if this is a good thing or not. It seems as if others outside the “group” (aka Penneys, Jer, the Shemps, etc) are becoming the butt of the jokes and not the “group”. It is a little disturbing.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 10 years ago
Jack in the Box? Considering the level of Sue’s cooking, I’m not surprised Ralph hasn’t been getting “it” somewhere else for years!
mikie2 about 10 years ago
Smelling of onions with mustard on his collar! Sue might want to hire a PI and check this out. I’ll bet he’s getting something hot and spicy down at Katz’ Deli. He may have been noodling with some chick(en)! Men. You just can’t trust ’em where the old knockwurst is involved. Even when they already have a bunch of brats around.
loveslife about 10 years ago
Maybe he had a piece of her “friendship” cake. How long have they been marries anyway? Joy should be so grateful Burl will eat anything she puts in front of him. If it weren’t for TV dinners he too would be coming home smelling of.. whatever…
orbenjawell Premium Member about 10 years ago
Maybe a big food fight erupted in the food court at the mall, and Ralph was just innocently passin’ through as the melee reached fever pitch!! Details at 6!!! He could clear his good rep easily here when they see the video clips, but….they all don’t watch the news, they only watch all those cheesy movies while wolfin’ down Ho-hos and Ding-dongs,
shamest Premium Member about 10 years ago
Sue here is the deal like what seem’s to the case with all wives in crustwood. Well your cooking skills Well you have none so he is cheating you at any restraunt with take out and at any drive through. Maybe even the Circle K. Yes even a day old under the Heat lamp hotdog is better then your cooking. But Joy’s is worse and Burl is too stupid and lazy to food cheat
MeGoNow Premium Member about 10 years ago
I guess he’s steaming his sausage in someone else’s kettle. .(And if Ralph is getting “it” somewhere else, it’s because “it” is cold, bland, odd tasting and somewhat sticky.)
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member about 10 years ago
The last couple of “Dinette Set” comics have a humor profile that is rather skewed from what has been the norm. I am not sure if this is a good thing or not. It seems as if others outside the “group” (aka Penneys, Jer, the Shemps, etc) are becoming the butt of the jokes and not the “group”. It is a little disturbing.
vldazzle about 10 years ago
Naturally, the only infidelity that occurs to Burl is food, because that IS the only thing on his mind. I doubt that other things even . . .