Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 28, 2014

The wax is with the canning supplies.

She forgot non GMO

She can find it in the aisle of,“Make-Believe”!

Would a packet of sugar suffice?

It’s over by sexy ebola costumes…

Vegan and dairy free… Chemical free and no artificial color… A little over redundant

Have you read about the Teal Pumpkin Project? Halloween is not the same!

Truth! I feel so sorry for the kids today. No real trick or treating ! They have to go to a mall, or some organized event with their helicopter parents hovering over their every move, examining every bit of candy, rationing it or portioning it out. We used to take pillowcases, go out for hours, & see how much loot we could collect in one night! People would decorate their homes without worrying about somebody suing them for their kid tripping over a crack in their sidewalk. All because of Liberalism & their political correctness. A pox on them all.

She should go to a feed store, not a food store.

At WholePaycheck.

Another fun-free home handing out Raisins: Nature’s Candy.

She could use a box of “After Therapy Mints.”

I love that flower on her head.

I remember when a friend found a razor blade in an apple. Sigh….

Chemical free? As Dow Chemical used to advertise, Life itself would be impossible without chemicals!

You want ALL of that?

Sorry, we gave up after the first few requirements. We can give you SOME of what you want, but you’ll just complain about what we don’t have or what you haven’t thought of yet.

Look, you’ll just have to go to another store, and then you’ll go through the same old requirements with them. And they’ll tell you what I just did.

Even though “the customer is always right,” have I just stumbled across the exception to that rule?