Monty by Jim Meddick for October 30, 2014
October 29, 2014
October 31, 2014
Transcript:
Did... Did you see that? The guy who tried this mascot before me as a terrible cold or H1N1 or something!!! Ok. Ok. Don't panic... Just hold your breath. Take it off. What the...? Did it melt onto your face? No apparently the guy left his gum in it. Bummer. I'll be in pharmacy, rubbing Purell on my head, nose and mouth.
puddlesplatt about 10 years ago
Lucky he didn’t throw up, or did he?
Sisyphos about 10 years ago
And, while you’re at it, Monty buy a bottle of bourbon in the Spirits aisle and quaff it quickly to clean out your mouth and throat internally!
reedkomicks Premium Member about 10 years ago
This should be in “Deep Dark Fears”.
boldyuma about 10 years ago
Doesn’t look like gum. Looks like Twizzlers or Red Vines..blegh!
tryoung71 about 10 years ago
well….. at least it wasn’t “lung butter”.
nitromicro about 10 years ago
Looks like some kind of red alien tentacle beast was hiding in the mask and is stuck to Monty’s face. He’s a goner for sure.
Hunter7 about 10 years ago
Ewwww and gross! Forget the Purell – go for the rubbing alcohol and Hydrogen Peroxide!