Monty by Jim Meddick for October 30, 2014
Transcript:
Did... Did you see that? The guy who tried this mascot before me as a terrible cold or H1N1 or something!!! Ok. Ok. Don't panic... Just hold your breath. Take it off. What the...? Did it melt onto your face? No apparently the guy left his gum in it. Bummer. I'll be in pharmacy, rubbing Purell on my head, nose and mouth.
Ewwww and gross! Forget the Purell – go for the rubbing alcohol and Hydrogen Peroxide!