Careful, Drew! He’s going to want you to be the perfect housewife with 3.5 perfectly behaved kids that have already been accepted into Harvard Med (before preschool).
You will live in a perfect McMansion with a gardener and a maid, pool and tennis court (that you won’t use). Instead, you’ll use the facilities at Tad’s club, where you can see and be seen. Tad will insist on your growing out your hair, getting implants, tummy tucks and other ‘minor’ tweaks into your appearance – and you’ll go along with it!
Of course, you’ll have this only as long as you maintain your looks as Tad’s arm candy and ignore all the signs of his continuing to cheat on you. Once he decides to trade you in on a newer model, you’ll be kicked to the curb because he refused to sign a pre-nup.
karanne about 10 years ago
Careful, Drew! He’s going to want you to be the perfect housewife with 3.5 perfectly behaved kids that have already been accepted into Harvard Med (before preschool).
You will live in a perfect McMansion with a gardener and a maid, pool and tennis court (that you won’t use). Instead, you’ll use the facilities at Tad’s club, where you can see and be seen. Tad will insist on your growing out your hair, getting implants, tummy tucks and other ‘minor’ tweaks into your appearance – and you’ll go along with it!
Of course, you’ll have this only as long as you maintain your looks as Tad’s arm candy and ignore all the signs of his continuing to cheat on you. Once he decides to trade you in on a newer model, you’ll be kicked to the curb because he refused to sign a pre-nup.
Egrayjames about 10 years ago
…..and jealousy raises it ugly ead!
Retired Dude about 10 years ago
Those 3.5 kids must have been pretty rough.
David Rickard Premium Member about 10 years ago
Is the .5 kid partitioned vertically or horizontally?