Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 27, 2014

Did this theory involve dynamite?

The formulation of the theory clearly involved intoxicants.

Sometimes it’s better not to know.

Ah…Acme Lobster Traps…don’t see those everyday.

Ooh, lowercase letters!

Rock lobsters!!!

Butte lobsters?

May not be as unlikely as it looks. We used to have a big shrimp farm at Gila Bend, Arizona.

Well, scorpions are related to lobsters. (at least lobsters don’t have a poisonous sting)

Oh, I love lobster tales….Thanks, Eddie!

are they as tasty?

Are lobsters and scorpions related?

Is dat high ’n dry? Or dry an hi – How are you? Something of a way out solution.

You can’t find lobsters in the west, but you may find oysters.

BTW, apparently scorpion does not taste like lobster. https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091101091642AAUk9qb

looks like lakes in CA that used to have water before the drought. The fish get sent back to the hatchery and the ducks to the zoo.

What’s up with the typeface?

argy.bargy2: Not on a dairy farm.

Did Wiley get crawdads in his surf and turf? It’s not unusual.

Lobsters are crustaceans, scorpions are chelicerates, and we are chordates. All three groups diverged in the Cambrian explosion about half a billion years ago, so scorpions are not much more closely related to lobsters than we are.