Lio by Mark Tatulli for April 10, 2010

How much per hour, young Lio?

Just what I was thinking, Marg!

Sign me up for once a week!!

They mow or you die.

Lio and his creaky crew; they don’t spit, they don’t chew! Just hard workers, made for you!

Don’t leave the pets out in the yard while they are working!

Looks like Lio doesn’t have to do too much of the work himself. Except, of course, for all the robot maintenance.

Lio just supervises.

Whoo hoo! Maybe Lio and his team can get my yard to look like my house is actually occupied and not some abandoned derelict! I try, but I have three young kids and a husband who works swing shift. Not easy!!

Look out Bro, that is what we needed all those years.

Oh, hired. Totally hired. Maybe put under contract for the duration of summer.

@guitarmutt: Unless Lio has program them to fix each other.

Hmmmm, for some reason, the melody to The Sorcerer’s Apprentice keeps running through my mind.

ITS A DALEK INVASION……..RUN!

Lol, love the little skull on his tricycle XD

…and Fido leads the parade!!!

Mittens could help with the edging, but why? When we have such nice robotics, and we can sit and sip lemonade!

TheDOCTORthe1andOnly said, about 2 hours ago

ITS A DALEK INVASION……..RUN!

Hay Doctor I actually got a Dalek for my Birthday this year All black and silver and has the dreaded plunger of death Its better than a Guard dog !

NUKE THE CRABGRASS! Btw Doctor Toon, isn’t “a demented Dr. Seuss look” kind of redundant? I always thought he was popular partly because he was demented!

wanna really make a Dalek Mad .. Jump on its back and hold on as it goes in circles trying to get at you

What the heck is a “Delek”?

Dalek - extremely paranoid and aggressive alien race who’s goal is to conquer the Universe and exterminate everything that isn’t a dalek. “They have an intense dislike for the unlike.”

Mutated lifeforms encased in a near indestructible armored war machines they are among the most dangerous (yet still somewhat silly looking ) beings in the Who Universe.

Apparently all killed in the last great time war they have an tendency to keep showing up and having to be wiped out all over again when ever the plot calls for it.

http://trudymorgancole.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/aliendalek.jpg

http://www.ifelix.net/gamingblog/wp-content/daleks.jpg

The one in the center looks like mine Stairs are no longer a problem .. they fly..lol They would however like Lio and might even make him their leader.

You’re bound to be demented as a Dalek after the thousandth time through “Hand Hand Fingers Thumb.”

how fast can they work:? i have 2.3 acres with lots of trees. i bet they could have my yard looking fabulous in less than a third of the time it takes us!

Actually that ‘bot with rakes for arms look more like one of the Cybermen.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyberman

I need Lio to destroy a couple of tree stumps in my back yard. One is about 5 foot in diameter, the other about 8 foot. Surely Lio can come up with some way to make quick work of them. Without leaving craters, please.

Thanks for the info on daleks. I was not a Dr. Who fan, however, I just saw new Who advertised by BBC America. New actors and new effects, more modern looking. As for the daleks, they do look a bit like R2D2. Also, gillbill, is that a hemorhoid interupter being used as the aliens right side appendage?

“They mow or you die.”

Their fee is your firstborn.

“They mow or you die.”

Their fee is your firstborn.

That first robot looks like something out of the movie Yellow Submarine.

I wonder how noisy they are?

Thats actually a phased inverse pulse particle beam emitter When you get shot with it you will turn into a negative color version of yourself then die screaming At least that’s what always happens so far in one episode long ago where there Daleks were running out of energy some were fitted with machine guns instead.

Naked Dalek http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f23/Davidjhowe/Merchandise/Dalek3.jpg

the thing with the tentacles is actually the Dalek the rest is a MK 5 Warsuit

the first robot cut is the deepest.

0_0….. uhhhhh

ChukLitlGenius_badge said, You’re bound to be demented as a Dalek after the thousandth time through “Hand Hand Fingers Thumb.”

But “Hand, Hand, Fingers, Thumb” isn’t a Seuss book. I agree it is mind-numbing, but someone else wrote it. My favorite Seuss book at the moment is “Fox in Socks”. My two-year old son has me read it frequently, and I am actually getting pretty good at those tongue twisters.

Awesome robots!