Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for March 28, 2010

“Outstanding Book Browser Award”? What’s up with that?

Good Morning Birdbrainers!

He used Google search you birdbrain!

Looked in the Yellow pages?

The Wizard recommended him. Said he helped him with that witch he was married to.

I just want to ask the obvious question: why did a crow marry a scarecrow in the first place?

Opposites may attract, but really…

Hi All,

This cartoon didn’t make sense when she married him for his corn; but after the harvest, she realized she was living a lie. Now he’s suing for her feathers.

Beats me how anyone EVER expects these relationships to work out… Thank goodness there’s no concern about child support in this case…

Thanks for wasting your time on this disgusting, devastating, diabolically stupid cartoon,

Thom

He eased on down, eased on down the road! (The Wiz)

But the scare crow has no brain.

Obviously, they made their decision to marry after a long night drinking corn liquor. Many mismatches get lit that way.

Grog said, “But the scare crow has no brain.”

If he had any brains, he wouldn’t have married.

Some day, Chief Thom Thom, you’ll have to tell us just under what conditions your mind assembles these juxtapositions. They make me think (to paraphrase Robert Heinlein) that either you really are smarter than other people or else you’re just a complete sophist. :))